Beam Me Aboard

Category: Skits

a.k.a.
Type of Skit Funny, Punch Line, Walk-On
# of Participants 2
Props Needed: board (piece of wood/cardboard),
walkie talkie

Action

(Camper 1 is hiding off stage with a board. Camper 2 enters)

Camper 2: (speaking into walkie talkie) Beam me aboard!

Camper 1: (tosses the board onto the stage)

Camper 2: Thank you. (picks board up and carries it away)

Beam Me Aboard

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Ultimate Camp Resource

“Beam Me Aboard” on Ultimate Camp Resource

Scoutorama

“Beam Me Aboard” on Scoutorama

7-Up

Category: Skits

a.k.a.
Type of Skit Funny
# of Participants 5
Props Needed: None
Suggested: 4 chairs; a clipboard

Action

(Four participants are sitting in a hospital waiting room. A nurse enters.)
Nurse: Hello Mr. Morrissey, I have great news! Your wife just gave birth to twins! (Exits)

Mr. Morrissey: (jumps up) Wow, this is really funny because I work as a talent agent for the Minnesota Twins! (Exits)

Nurse: (Enters) Hello Mr. Jenkins, I have wonderful news! Your wife just gave birth to triplets! (Exits)

Mr. Jenkins: (Jumps up) Wow, that’s amazing because I make tape at 3M! (Exits)

Nurse: (Enters) Hello Mr. Chester, I have exciting news! Your wife just gave birth to quadruplets!

Mr. Chester: (Jumps up) Wow, that’s cool because I draw The Fantastic Four!

Fourth Man: (Stands up) That’s it, I’m outta here.

Nurse: Why is that?

Fourth Man: I work at 7-Up! (Exits)

7-Up

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“7-Up Camp Skit” on Ultimate Camp Resource

Boogaloo

Category: Songs

a.k.a. “Let Me See You Boogaloo”
Tune See video below
Type of Song Repeat-After-Me, Actions, Yells, Chants, and Cheers
Actions See lyrics below
Similar Songs The Funky Chicken

Lyrics

v.1
LEADER: Drop the beat!
ALL: chh chh chh / stomp feet to beat
LEADER: Let me see you boogaloo!
ALL: What’s that you say?
LEADER: I said let me see you boogaloo! Continue reading

Bazooka Bubblegum

Category: Songs

a.k.a.
Tune See video below
Type of Song Repeat-After-Me
Actions *if you know the actions please provide them in the comments below*
Similar Songs

Lyrics

v.1
My momma
My momma
She gave me a dollar
She gave me a dollar
She told me to buy a collar
She told me to buy a collar
But I didn’t buy no collar
But I didn’t buy no collar Continue reading

Ronald McDonald

Category: Songs

a.k.a.
Tune See video below
Type of Song Actions
Actions See lyrics below
Similar Songs

Lyrics

v.1
Clapping to the beat
Ronald McDonald loves the french fries / put hand up and wiggle fingers
Ronald McDonald loves the french fries / put hand up and wiggle fingers
Wave arms back & forth over head
Oh, chi chi wah wah the french fries / put hand up and wiggle fingers
Oh, chi chi wah wah the french fries / put hand up and wiggle fingers

v.2
Clapping to the beat
Ronald McDonald loves the Big Mac / put arms up as if flexing muscles
Ronald McDonald loves the Big Mac / put arms up as if flexing muscles
Wave arms back & forth over head
Oh, chi chi wah wah the Big Mac / put arms up as if flexing muscles
Oh, chi chi wah wah the Big Mac / put arms up as if flexing muscles
Continue reading

Your Mama Don’t Wear No Socks

a.k.a.
Tune See video below
Type of Song Yells, Chants, and Cheers
Actions None
Similar Songs

Lyrics

CHORUS
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong

V.1
Your mama don’t wear no socks
A ding dong
I saw ’em when she took ’em off
A ding dong
She threw them in the tree
A ding dong
Now the dog refuses to pee

CHORUS

V.2
Your mama don’t wear no socks
A ding dong
I saw ’em when she took ’em off
A ding dong
She put them in the bed
A ding dong
Now dad sleeps in the shed Continue reading

Bean Song

Category: Songs

a.k.a. “Lima Bean”, “My Dog Lima”
Tune See video below
Type of Song Sing-A-Long
Actions *if you know the actions please provide them in the comments below*
Similar Songs

Lyrics

My dog Lima likes to roam,
One day Lima left his home.
He came back all nice and clean,
Where oh where has Lima bean?
Lima bean,
Lima bean,
Where oh where has Lima bean? Continue reading

Sixties Party

Category: Songs

a.k.a. “60’s Party”
Tune See video below
Type of Song Repeat-After-Me, Actions, Build Upon/Take Away
Actions See lyrics below
Similar Songs

Lyrics

v.1
It’s a sixties party from a sixties movie / index fingers up and down
It’s a sixties party from a sixties movie
See the surfers on their surfboards / hand as though shielding eyes from sun, looking back and forth
See the surfers on their surfboards

Da-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na! / jump to the left and act like you are standing on a surf board
Da-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na! / jump to the right side and act like you are standing on a surf board
Da-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na!
Da-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na!

v.2
It’s a sixties party from a sixties movie / index fingers up and down
It’s a sixties party from a sixties movie
See the swimmers in the water / hand as though shielding eyes from sun, looking back and forth
See the swimmers in the water

Swimmie Swimmie Swimmie Swim! / move arms as though swimming
Da-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na! / jump to the left and act like you are standing on a surf board
Da-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na! / jump to the right side and act like you are standing on a surf board
Swimmie Swimmie Swimmie Swim!
Da-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na
Da-na-na-na-na na-na-na-na na 

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