Dunderbeck

Category: Songs

a.k.a.
Tune *if you know the tune please provide it in the comments below*
Type of Song Sing-A-Long
Actions *if you know the actions please provide them in the comments below*
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Lyrics

CHORUS
Oh Mr. Dunderbeck, how could you be so mean?
I told you you’d be sorry for inventing that machine.
Now all the neighbor’s cats and dogs will nevermore be seen,
They’ve all been ground to sausages in Dunderbeck’s machine.

v.1
There was a man from my home town
His name was Dunderbeck,
He sold a lot of sausages
And sauerkraut by heck. Continue reading

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Calamine Lotion

Category: Songs

a.k.a.
Tune “Flea Fly”
Type of Song Repeat-After-Me, Yells, Chants, and Cheers
Actions  *if you know the actions please provide them in the comments below*
Similar Songs “Flea Fly”, “Koomalotta”

Lyrics

Calamine, calamine, calamine lotion
Calamine, calamine, calamine lotion
Oh, no no no not the lotion
Oh, no no no not the lotion
Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy
Itchy itchy scratchy scratchy
Think I got one on my back-y
Think I got one on my back-y
Quick, get the bug spray!
Quick, get the bug spray!
I think he went that way!
I think he went that way!
Shhhhh. Ugh. I got that bug.
Shhhhh. Ugh. I got that bug.

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Barfonyou

Category: Songs

a.k.a.
Tune *if you know the tune please provide it in the comments below*
Type of Song Sing-A-Long
Actions *if you know the actions please provide them in the comments below*
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Lyrics

Barfonyou, barfonyou, barfonyou,
In Russian that means that I love you,
If I had it my way I’d barfonyou all day,
Barfonyou, barfonyou, barfonyou

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Ravioli

Category: Songs

a.k.a.
Tune “Alouette”
Type of Song Build Upon/Take Away, To the Tune Of . . ., Repeat-After-Me
Actions See lyrics below
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Lyrics

CHORUS (sung by everyone)
Ravioli
I love ravioli
Ravioli
It’s the stuff for me!

v.1
Do I have it on my nose? / point at nose
Yes you have it on your nose! / point at nose
On my nose? / point at nose
On your nose! / point at nose

CHORUS
Ohhhhhh,
Ravioli
I love ravioli
Ravioli
It’s the stuff for me!

v.2
Do I have it on my face? / hold face in hands
Yes you have it on your face! / hold face in hands
On my face? / hold face in hands
On your face! / hold face in hands
On my nose? / point at nose
On your nose! / point at nose
Continue reading

Your Mama Don’t Wear No Socks

a.k.a.
Tune See video below
Type of Song Yells, Chants, and Cheers
Actions None
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Lyrics

CHORUS
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong, dong, dong, dong
A ding dong

V.1
Your mama don’t wear no socks
A ding dong
I saw ’em when she took ’em off
A ding dong
She threw them in the tree
A ding dong
Now the dog refuses to pee

CHORUS

V.2
Your mama don’t wear no socks
A ding dong
I saw ’em when she took ’em off
A ding dong
She put them in the bed
A ding dong
Now dad sleeps in the shed Continue reading

Drinking Cola

Category: Skits

a.k.a.
Type of Skit Funny, Walk-On
# of Participants 6
Props Needed: stool, can of cola

Action

Camper #1: (brings in a stool, puts it down, leaves)

Camper #2: (brings in a can of cola, puts it on the stool, leaves)

Camper #3: (opens the can, leaves)

Camper #4: (takes a drink from the can, leaves)

Camper #5: (takes a drink from the can, leaves)

Camper #6: (finishes the can, leaves)

Camper #2: (takes the can, leaves)

Camper #1: (takes the stool, leaves)

Camper #6: (comes in, burps loudly/for a long time, leaves)

Found A Peanut

Category: Songs

a.k.a.
Tune “Clementine”
Type of Song To the Tune Of . . .
Actions *if you know the actions please provide them in the comments below*
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Lyrics

v.1
Found a peanut, found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.
Just now I found a peanut,
Found a peanut just now.

v.2
Cracked it open, cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now.
Just now I cracked it open,
Cracked it open just now. Continue reading

On Top of Spaghetti

Tune: this song is sung to the tune of “On Top of Old Smoky”

Lyrics:
On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table, and onto the floor
And then my poor meatball rolled out of the door

It rolled down the garden, and under a bush
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush Continue reading

Lavatory Man

a.k.a. Sam the Lavatory Man, Dan the Lavatory Man
Tune See video below
Type of Song Repeat-After-Me
Actions None
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Lyrics

Sam, Sam the lavatory man
Chief inspector of the outdoor can
Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towels!
Hear the echo of the human bowels.

Deep, down, beneath the ground
See the little turdies just a floatin’ around
Sam, Sam the lavatory man
Chief inspector of the outdoor can.

Other Versions/Variations:
Additional Verses:
1.
Sam, Sam the lavatory man
He’s the leader of the outhouse band
He passes out the paper and he passes out the towels
And he listens for the movement of another man’s bowels

2.
Sam, Sam the lavatory man
Chief inspector of the outhouse can
The issues, the tissues, the paper and the towels
Listen to the sound of the rumbling bowels

Other Versions:
1.
Sam, Sam,
The lavatory man,
Scoop’n up the poop in the outhouse can
Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towels
Listen to the rhythm of the human bowels
Goin’ down, down
Under the ground,
Scoop’n up the poop that’s float’n around
Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towels
Listen to the rhythm of the human bowels.

Herman the Worm

Category: Songs

a.k.a.
Tune See video below
Type of Song Actions
Actions See lyrics below
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Lyrics

v.1
Sitting on a fencepost, chewin’ my bubblegum
chomp chomp chomp chomp
Playin’ with my yo yo
weeooo weeooo / pretend to use a yo yo
When along came Herman the Worm
And he was thiiiiis big / fingers a few inches apart
So I said, Herman, what happened? / put arms out and shrug
And he said, I ate my sister

v.2
Sitting on a fencepost, chewin’ my bubblegum
chomp chomp chomp chomp
Playin’ with my yo yo
Weeoo weeoo / pretend to use a yo yo
When along cam Herman the worm
And he was thiiiiis big / hands about six inches apart
So I said, Herman, what happened? / put arms out and shrug
And he said, I ate my mother

v.3
Sitting on a fencepost, chewin’ my bubblegum
chomp chomp chomp chomp
Playin’ with my yo yo
Weeoo weeoo / pretend to use a yo yo
When along cam Herman the worm
And he was thiiiiis big / hands about two feet apart
So I said, Herman, what happened? / put arms out and shrug
And he said, I ate my father
Continue reading