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Bus Stop

Category: Skits

a.k.a.
Type of Skit Funny, Improvisation, Walk-On
# of Participants 2-10
Props Needed: 2 chairs

Action

Camper 1: (sitting on a bench at a bus stop)

Camper 2: (enters, tries to make Camper 1 uncomfortable so that they will leave their seat)

Camper 1: (leaves seat, Camper 2 takes their place)

Camper 3: (enters, tries to make Camper 2 uncomfortable so that they will leave their seat) Continue reading

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Bumblebee

Category: Skits

a.k.a. “Bumble Bee”, “Bumble Bee Skit”
Type of Skit Funny, Punch Line
# of Participants 2
Props Needed: 2 water bottles/cups of water

Action

Bee: Do you want to see the world’s best skit?

Flower: Of course! Show me how it goes.

Bee: Okay, I need you to act like a flower. (discuss what a flower should look like, Bee will fuss over how Flower is positioned) Okay, I am going to be a bumblebee and when I fly in front of you, you will say “bumblebee, bumblebee, give what you got to me.”

Flower: (assumes their flower pose and waits for Bee)

Bee: (buzzes around the stage, takes a sip of water behind Flower’s back, buzzes in front of Flower) Continue reading

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Bully Be Gone

Category: Skits

a.k.a.
Type of Skit Funny
# of Participants 4
Props Needed: sign reading “The Next Day”
Suggested: spray can, money

Action

Camper 1: (walking along slowly)

Bully: (enters, approaches Camper 1) Give me all your money!

Camper 1: No!

Bully: (pushes Camper 1 and takes his/her money)

Narrator: Have you been bullied, (Camper 1 nods) picked on, (Camper 1 nods) or mugged? (Camper 1 nods) Then you need ‘Bully-Be-Gone’ (Camper 1 looks confused) Bully-Be-Gone, the new invisible wall in a can! Continue reading

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Bucket Freeze

Category: Skits

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Type of Skit Audience Participation, Funny, Improvisation
# of Participants 3
Props Needed: bucket of water or headphones/ear plugs

Action

*For the duration of this skit, the action of submerging one’s head in water can be substituted with wearing ear plugs and looking the other way. Please remember to be safe around water and to stress the potential dangers of this skit to your campers*

Counselors: (Instruct CAMPERS to yell ‘freeze’ when the Counselor removes their head from the bucket or when they take out their ear plugs)

Counselor 1: (Submerges head in water for as long as they can, preventing them from seeing or hearing the improvisation)

Counselor 2 & 3: (Improvise a scene)

Counselor 1: (Removes head from water when they feel comfortable doing so)

Campers: Freeze! Continue reading

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Bubble Gum

Category: Skits

a.k.a. “Bubble Gum Skit”, “Bubblegum”
Type of Skit Funny
# of Participants 4
Props Needed: chair

Action

Camper 1: (Enters. Walks to the chair, takes gum out of his/her mouth and places it on the back of the chair. Exits)

Camper 2: (Enters. Walks to the chair, leans his/her hand on the back and discovers the gum. Wipes gun off on the seat of the chair, looking disgusted. Exits)

Camper 3: (Enters. Walks to the chair, sits down. Realizes that the gum is stuck to his/her bum. Peels it off and throws it on the ground, looking disgusted. Exits) Continue reading

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The Bravest Camper

Category: Skits

a.k.a. “Bravest Cub Scout”
Type of Skit Funny
# of Participants 5
Props Needed: none
Suggested: costumes for monsters; trophy

Action

Leader: Ladies and gentlemen, today we have with us the bravest camper in the world. Let’s meet him/her.

Brave Camper: (Enters and takes a bow)

Leader: Folks, let’s see how brave he/she really is. Here comes Dracula, a blood thirsty fiend.

Dracula: (Enters. Approaches Brave Camper with hooded face and rises up ready to attack)

Brave Camper: (Smiles at vampire and shakes Dracula’s hand)

Leader: And now, we have a werewolf, a ferocious and horrible creature of the night. Continue reading

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Bonfire

Category: Skits

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Type of Skit Audience Participation, Funny, Prank
# of Participants At least 7, or as many as you’d like
Props Needed: 2-3 buckets of water

Action

Leader: I am going to show you how to lay a proper campfire. I will use volunteers from the audience to represent different pieces of wood. (The Leader or some other counselors bring up various volunteers)

The first wood that we will put down will be the tinder and the kindling, represented by these volunteers. (The Volunteers stand, sit, or lay down close together. How you choose to position the Volunteers will depend who you ask to be a part of the skit. This skit works well when used to prank L.I.Ts or C.I.Ts) Continue reading

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A Big Jerk

Category: Skits

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Type of Skit Audience Participation, Funny, Prank, Punch Line
# of Participants 5
Props Needed: none

Action

(Enter Lawnmower and Counselor. Lawnmower gets down on all fours, pretending to be a lawnmower.)

Counselor: (Tries to start the Lawnmower but can’t. Counselor tries several times to pull the starter on the Lawnmower but each time the Lawnmower makes some sounds and then stops.) I will need a volunteer to help me start my lawnmower.

Volunteer 1: (Tries to start the Lawnmower but gets the same response.

Counselor: I will need another volunteer to help me start my lawnmower. Continue reading

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Big Game Hunting

Category: Skits

a.k.a.
Type of Skit Funny, Punch Line
# of Participants 5
Props Needed: none

Action

(enter: Hunter 1, 2, & 3 and Eavesdropper 1 & 2)

Hunter 1: All ready to go hunting?

Hunter 2: Yup, I got my shotgun right here. (motions to a pretend shotgun in his/her belt)

Hunter 3: I can’t wait to use my new rifle. (motions to a pretend rifle on his/her back)

Hunter 1: I just hope my grenade launcher will do the trick!

Eavesdropper 1: Can you help us settle a bet? We overheard you talking about your hunting trip.

Eavesdropper 2: Are you hunting wolves or moose?

Hunter 1: Why no, we’re going after mosquitoes!

Big Game Hunting

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Beans

Category: Skits

a.k.a. “Bean Skit”
Type of Skit Funny
# of Participants 4
Props Needed: none
Suggested: bowl & spoon

Action

Chef: (pretending to mix beans in a bowl)

Camper: (enters) Whatcha makin’?

Chef: Beans

Camper: Can I have some?

Chef: Sure! (gives Camper some beans, Camper falls on the ground) Doctor! Doctor!

Doctor: What seems to be the problem here? Continue reading