Lavatory Man

a.k.a. Sam the Lavatory Man, Dan the Lavatory Man
Tune See video below
Type of Song Repeat-After-Me
Actions None
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Lyrics

Sam, Sam the lavatory man
Chief inspector of the outdoor can
Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towels!
Hear the echo of the human bowels.

Deep, down, beneath the ground
See the little turdies just a floatin’ around
Sam, Sam the lavatory man
Chief inspector of the outdoor can.

Other Versions/Variations:
Additional Verses:
1.
Sam, Sam the lavatory man
He’s the leader of the outhouse band
He passes out the paper and he passes out the towels
And he listens for the movement of another man’s bowels

2.
Sam, Sam the lavatory man
Chief inspector of the outhouse can
The issues, the tissues, the paper and the towels
Listen to the sound of the rumbling bowels

Other Versions:
1.
Sam, Sam,
The lavatory man,
Scoop’n up the poop in the outhouse can
Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towels
Listen to the rhythm of the human bowels
Goin’ down, down
Under the ground,
Scoop’n up the poop that’s float’n around
Toilet paper, toilet paper, paper towels
Listen to the rhythm of the human bowels.

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